Here’s your ticket to outer space!

Look, let’s face the facts. Almost none of us have “the right stuff” to be government supported astronauts. And the current state of private space travel is way too expensive, too short in duration and run by assholes. The answer is right here in the palm of your hand: take a ride on a UFO! This magic coin is cosmicly connected to friendly space aliens who want to show you their world. If you are out on a lonely highway by yourself in the desert at night and you’ve got this coin in your pocket, there’s a darn good chance you’re going to go on the adventure of a lifetime.  Your new friends will take you to a new solar system where you can start your new life. If they happen to have internet there, send us a message on Instagram: @tomedwardspottery