SHITCOINS! - Now just $8.00 for a magic coin pulled at random!!

Take a chance on a random cosmic lucky shitcoin! For a mere $8.00, Tom himself will don his ritual unicorn headdress and pull a sacred coin from the heavenly bowl of wonder and wrap it in a etherial paper shroud and send it to you. Build your own belief systems around this one, folks! Light some incense, say a prayer and ask the universe a good question before you open it. This magical totem awaits you.... do you dare to listen to what it has to say?
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